Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Is it a Christmas miracle or that which will doom February to the doldrums of the year?















Today as I was driving into the church, I found myself relishing in the fresh powder that was all over the place. For just an instant I was warmed by the illusion of warm fires, hot chocolate, family, friends, stockings hanging from the mantle, presents, the smell of mint, and presents of gold, myrrh and frankincense.

It came to an abrupt end as I was forced to slam on the brakes as some soccer mom in a minivan was completely disillusioned by the presence of snow on the
road. Apparently, green lights are only applicable in dry road conditions! This pericope brought to mind the attitude that Kansans take toward snow. Most Kansans that I have spoken with associate snow with family gatherings; gingerbread cookies; and various other Yuletide amenities; but what happens when there is no light at the end of the tunnel? Where does this affinity for the flakes go when the hope is gone?

It is my contention that the only thing that makes snow suffer
able is the understanding that Christmas comes directly following it. Where is your Christmas carols in February? Where are your presents in January? And during the final unexpected snow in March, to what portly man in red pajamas will you turn? Rest assured the man you wish was there, Old St. Nick, has abandoned you and left you with a cheap imitation known as the Easter Bunny (other than as slippers; he owns no heart warming capabilities!)

Understanding that snow is a great idea now and an inconvenience in February does well to hedge our emotions now. So if you run into me and expound on the beauty of snow; the crispness of the air; and the joy of catching snowflakes on your nose; chances are good that I will remind you of all the negative aspects of snow during your spring break (swimming suits + snowfall = frostbite); slipping on the ice and busting your face; or I will remind you the back breaking shoveling that comes with it?

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